This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
