so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Welp...herpes.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
is wine microwaveable?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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