We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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