Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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