Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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