i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
