I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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