Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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