How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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