you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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