How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
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