I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
he fucked my hip out of place.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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