just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
it hurts more in the daytime
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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