Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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