i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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