i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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