New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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