Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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