did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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