remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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