Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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