I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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