Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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