Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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