His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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