is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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