I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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