Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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