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So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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