found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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