party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
We just shotgunned beers for America
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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