Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Ketchup is God's man juice
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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