AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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