thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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