if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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