turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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