: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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