i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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