There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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