Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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