I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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