Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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