I think my vagina is haunted
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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