I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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