OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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