I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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