She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Randomize
