So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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