Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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