I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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