doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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