The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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