My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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