Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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