Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
We named our party play list daddy issues
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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