he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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